I wouldn’t say I am a bad singer….

…but the local bar manager likes me singing Karaoke just before closing. It clears out the stragglers.

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I wouldn’t say my brother-in-law has a big house….

….but once the painters have finally finished painting it, they have to start over again.

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I wouldn’t say that my mother-in-law is a bad cook….

….but I can see why the family prays before eating.

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I wouldn’t say my father-in-law is a heavy snorer….

….but the bleary eyed neighbours have nicknamed him Chainsaw.

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I wouldn’t say my wife is demanding…
…but when I offer to make her a coffee, she says she wants an instant one.
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I wouldn’t say my Polish neighbours aren’t getting on but….
…their arguments do indicate they are poles apart.

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